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Dean Miller @WhaleSnail

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FUNNIEST DREAM EVER!

Posted by WhaleSnail - September 9th, 2009


hahahaha! awwww....

I just had the MOST HILARIOUS DREAM EVER!!

ok..ok... it happened like this:

Me and my best friend were riding motorbikes in some strange desert in the middle of nowhere. We were jumping high over sand dunes and doing crazy backflips and stuff. 'Watch this!' my friend said. Then he put his bike on full gear and jumped super high over a massive dune!

I nearly shat myself as i watched him fly above my head and tumble down a steep hill, snapping several of his bones.

As I sprinted down the hill after him, I saw an ambulance in the distance around his wrecked bike. And as I got closer, the stretcher he was on turned into a spit. With stringy things hanging from it.

When I got down there, I realised the stringy things were bacon. My friend had absolutely smashed himself and had turned into bacon!

And then a medic came up to me and said, 'Don't worry, he's gonna be OK!'


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i started a little group agianst DD
the DEATH 2 DUCK DIVISION MILITIA!!!!
anyone wishing to join should go to my post and sign up

p.s. srry for spamming but this needs to be heard

it will never get popular. Also your spam goes unforgiven.

Oh man! That dream of yours made me laugh! Your friend turned to bacon, that's fucked up.

Somehow I actually laughed at that

Calm down on the fatty foods...

I cant think of anything to say, but i do like your name.

I love you and your personality so much if it were a woman, I would make sexual inquires.

OK.................

He he your friend must have sucked at riding his bike, because I have never crashed..............................
....................because I have only ridden a bike twice

Your friend would not be fat if he was in this bacon strips, he would be skinny